going puppy to puppy

A few months ago, my boyfriend’s then-roommate brought home a package of toilet paper intended for consumers with children of the potty-training age. On the TP, spaced five or six sheets apart, were puppies in various jungle scenes. The idea was simple: children were to follow the paw prints that separated the dogs until they reached a puppy. Once the child tore at the puppy, he or she would have acquired roughly five sheets of toilet paper, an amount the manufacturers declared average for one wipe.

We three (my boyfriend, his roommate, and I) took to the training-paper immediately. We were nearing the end of our undergraduate careers with no set plans for the future. There was so much we wanted to do; there was so little we knew how to do. We imagined potty-trainers and we envied them. How confident they must be! we thought, sure to find a guide dog at the end of those paw prints.

There are no toiletries to guide the recent graduate. Nor is there a standard amount of time between graduation and “what I want to do with my life.” More and more graduates are pursuing temporary careers, putting law school, etc. on hold. I am no exception. I plan, eventually, to enroll in a graduate program and get my Ph.D in Literature, but not quite yet. This blog will serve as a record of my time in the paw prints.

Jan 23

laundry day is a very dangerous day

Nearly every article of clothing I own (along with all of my bed, bath, and kitchen linens) is clean. This was a rare and glorious event in 2008 and the preceding years but I have hopes that 2009 will be different. I have taken a few steps to ensure this. For one, I cut my wardrobe almost in half- I threw away some particularly grungy articles and filled two garbage bags with nice things to donate. I also, with Max’s gentle urging, removed all the little boy tshirts from my closet. The horror! I couldn’t part with some of them so I made a collection of small pillows and one cheetah cat toy. Oh, and, I put away about two suitcases of summer dresses that previously lived on the floor during the winter months, shoved there by sweaters and turtleneck dresses clamoring for space. My apartment looks homier now and the remaining clothes fit comfortably in my drawers.

Like I said, it is rare that all of my clothes are clean. When I got out of the shower today I had no idea what to put on. Max and I are both off today and we didn’t do anything particularly exciting- we ran a bunch of errands and made dinner at home. Certainly nothing special enough to warrant “wasting” one of my fabulous, fresh out of the dryer clothes! Tomorrow morning I will have a similar problem. I work all day so I need to be wearing something nice but it isn’t a particularly important day at work! I don’t want to wear my best outfit!

I hope that tomorrow morning I fare better than I did this afternoon. I poked around the piles of folded clothes cautiously for awhile, careful to avoid disturbing their perfect creases, but finally sighed and climbed back into my pre-shower garb.


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